What’s In & Out for 2025

Well, that was dramatic, wasn’t it? We had so much hope for 2024 and she chewed us up and spat us out then wiped the corners of her mouth with a monogrammed embroidered napkin. Let me not be pessimistic though. It wasn’t all bad! Here are some shining highlights: Simone Biles kicked ass en Paris, officially earning her the title: GOAT. We had the biggest tour of the century—show me your friendship bracelets! Penelope and Collin finally got together, thank goodness. I, for one, had the blessing of taking many solo trips. And that’s on self care! Last year, I gave you the ins and outs of fashion. This year— since my reader count has doubled and I can piss more people off— I’ve decided to expand my horizons. Here are your ins and outs for 2025. Don’t throw chairs. They are just predictions (and opinions) written by a millennial dog mom. It’s not that serious.

IN: Mocha Mousse

OUT: Brat Green

IN: Subtle Sophistication

OUT: Logomania

IN: Eclipses

OUT: Mercury Retrogrades

IN: Solo Trips (bonus points if they’re OTG)

OUT: Baecations

IN: Apartment Renting

OUT: Homeowning

IN: Any sport that isn’t pickleball

OUT: Pickleball

IN: Mocktails

OUT: Alcohol

IN: Minimalist Tattoos

OUT: Septum piercings (never been in, never will be)

IN: Blogs (not bias at all)

OUT: Tiktok

IN: Tate McRae

OUT: Taylor Swift

IN: Elopement

OUT: Twin Flames

IN: Meditation

OUT: Mindless Scrolling

IN: Art

OUT: Content